Dio suddenly stops screaming... for a moment. When he opens his mouth again, he begins flawlessly reciting all the jojo openings, one after the other. The World sings the instrumentals beatbox style.
"..........................................................................................................." Rowan crafts noise absorbing headphones and duct tapes them to his head.
A new challenger approaches!
Koichi stands in his signature, meme pose, and summons Reverb Act 1. He lifts up the headphones and places a sticker inside his ear, causing Dio's tone-deaf singing to be beamed directly into Rowan's skull. Poor thing.
"..........................................................................................................." Rowan crafts noise absorbing headphones and duct tapes them to his head.
A new challenger approaches!
Koichi stands in his signature, meme pose, and summons Reverb Act 1. He lifts up the headphones and places a sticker inside his ear, causing Dio's tone-deaf singing to be beamed directly into Rowan's skull. Poor thing.
"..." "... ... ..." "GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Rowan draws his red katar and starts furiously beating Koichi with it at accelerated timespeed.
Koichi stands in his signature, meme pose, and summons Reverb Act 1. He lifts up the headphones and places a sticker inside his ear, causing Dio's tone-deaf singing to be beamed directly into Rowan's skull. Poor thing.
"..." "... ... ..." "GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Rowan draws his red katar and starts furiously beating Koichi with it at accelerated timespeed.
Oh no, Koichi is being beaten up. Again.
On the bright side, at least his neck isn't being crushed in a gate, being shot by an arrow, or having a hole punched through his gut by a certain hand-loving murderer.
"..." "... ... ..." "GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Rowan draws his red katar and starts furiously beating Koichi with it at accelerated timespeed.
Oh no, Koichi is being beaten up. Again.
On the bright side, at least his neck isn't being crushed in a gate, being shot by an arrow, or having a hole punched through his gut by a certain hand-loving murderer.
On the bright side, at least his neck isn't being crushed in a gate, being shot by an arrow, or having a hole punched through his gut by a certain hand-loving murderer.
At least.
Dio finishes "Stand Proud" and moves onto "End of the World." Of course, when the "mudamudamuda" part comes in, he does not, in fact, complete the song, but regress back into his original chant.
Dio finishes "Stand Proud" and moves onto "End of the World." Of course, when the "mudamudamuda" part comes in, he does not, in fact, complete the song, but regress back into his original chant.
Rowan finishes beating up Koichi. Breathing heavily, he pulls out another cube of sound dampener wool and slaps it in Dio's face.
The Lictor is too busy having an argument with a Zerg.
The Space Marine tries to shoot them both.
He fails his "To Hit" role.
Both xenos turn to face the Marine and charge. Lictor:"FOR THE SWARMLORD!!!!!" Zerg:"FOR KERRIGAN!!!!" Both stop in their tracks and look at each other Lictor:"Swarmlord" Zerg:"Kerrigan" Lictor:"Swarmlord" Zerg:"Kerrigan" Lictor:"Swarmlord!!" Zerg:"Kerrigan!!"
Dio finishes "Stand Proud" and moves onto "End of the World." Of course, when the "mudamudamuda" part comes in, he does not, in fact, complete the song, but regress back into his original chant.
Rowan finishes beating up Koichi. Breathing heavily, he pulls out another cube of sound dampener wool and slaps it in Dio's face.
Oh noes, itsa Josuke, and Shining Diamond heals Koichi back up to beat down-able levels.
The wool cannot stop the voices from being beamed directly into Rowan's skull. It is made even worse as more and more stand users come crashing in, each expressing their own, iconic catchphrase.
Also Joseph Joestar as well. He simply will not shut up, and consistently stops to predict what the next line of the 100% repetitive chants are.
Rowan finishes beating up Koichi. Breathing heavily, he pulls out another cube of sound dampener wool and slaps it in Dio's face.
Oh noes, itsa Josuke, and Shining Diamond heals Koichi back up to beat down-able levels.
The wool cannot stop the voices from being beamed directly into Rowan's skull. It is made even worse as more and more stand users come crashing in, each expressing their own, iconic catchphrase.
Also Joseph Joestar as well. He simply will not shut up, and consistently stops to predict what the next line of the 100% repetitive chants are.
Rowan glowers at them all furiously. He builds a Beacon and four gaia pylons around it...
Oh noes, itsa Josuke, and Shining Diamond heals Koichi back up to beat down-able levels.
The wool cannot stop the voices from being beamed directly into Rowan's skull. It is made even worse as more and more stand users come crashing in, each expressing their own, iconic catchphrase.
Also Joseph Joestar as well. He simply will not shut up, and consistently stops to predict what the next line of the 100% repetitive chants are.
Rowan glowers at them all furiously. He builds a Beacon and four gaia pylons around it...
Superfly decides to live in one of the Pylons, making it into his home.
Superfly decides to live in one of the Pylons, making it into his home.
The pylons unleash blasts of energy that become a black entity whose form mirrors Superfly's. It attacks Superfly.
Superfly leaps around the pylon expertly, knowing every inch of it to the point of perfection, and leaping away from the entity. Possessed by his stand, the pylon takes the energy and reflects it, bouncing it all around.
He then leaps away from the pylon. The entity, however, finds himself trapped inside it.
The pylons unleash blasts of energy that become a black entity whose form mirrors Superfly's. It attacks Superfly.
Superfly leaps around the pylon expertly, knowing every inch of it to the point of perfection, and leaping away from the entity. Possessed by his stand, the pylon takes the energy and reflects it, bouncing it all around.
He then leaps away from the pylon. The entity, however, finds himself trapped inside it.
The Gaia Guardian stands still, unleashing a stream of homing energy blasts towards Superfly.
Superfly leaps around the pylon expertly, knowing every inch of it to the point of perfection, and leaping away from the entity. Possessed by his stand, the pylon takes the energy and reflects it, bouncing it all around.
He then leaps away from the pylon. The entity, however, finds himself trapped inside it.
The Gaia Guardian stands still, unleashing a stream of homing energy blasts towards Superfly.
rip in peace
Of course, this is mourned quite loudly by the rest of the cast. Especially joseph, in a manner not dissimilar to this: